Martin Crockett

Western Union scammer

Small-time crook from Kazan, Russia wanted me to launder some money for him - but he was good to be wound-up:

10:49:38 Scammer: are you here?
10:49:45 Me: Yes.
10:50:04 Scammer: kogda sobiraeshya otkrivat’ shet?
10:52:11 Me: priamo seichas
10:52:32 Scammer: skoko eto primerno vremeni u tebya zaimet?
10:53:32 Me: no snachala ti sdohnesh.
10:53:36 Me: suka ti zaebal!
10:53:47 Scammer: kak? ti obeshal…
10:55:56 Me: ti che dumaesh ya sovsem dolboeb po tvoemu?
10:56:06 Scammer: net.
10:56:56 Scammer: a ce ti togda govoril vchera?
10:57:48 Me: blia ,vchera u menya drugoe nastroenie bilo,chuvak
10:58:19 Scammer: a shas reshil ne rabotat’? svoe mnenie menyat’ iz-za nastroenia…
10:59:21 Me: nu a v chem problema to?
10:59:50 Scammer: nelsya izmenyat’ svoe reshenie iz-za nastroenia.
11:00:33 Me: bia patsan, ti che reshil igraysa so mnoi ili che?
11:00:51 Scammer: net, ya ne sobiraus’ igrat.
11:02:13 Me: ti kto vashe to?otkuda?
11:02:27 Scammer: russia. a eto vazno?
11:03:12 Me: i kto tebya nauchil iz ludei lohov delat?
11:03:21 Scammer: nikto.
11:04:07 Me: che sam dodumalsa?
11:04:33 Scammer: ya lohov ne delau…
ya ne ponimau tvoe povedenie
11:05:47 Me: nu a che tebe kankretno ne ponyatno?
11:06:13 Scammer: vchera - odno. segodnya - drugoe. che ti hochesh sto bi ya skazal?
11:10:52 Scammer: ?
11:15:54 Me: 1 minute.
11:16:00 Me: ne ti gde?
11:16:18 Scammer: zachem tebe? v rossii
11:17:31 Me: da ya ponyal cto ne v Kitae che zamolchal to?
11:17:52 Scammer: tebe skazat’ adres sto li? zachem tebe gde ya givu?
11:19:05 Scammer: ot etogo nichego ne izmenitysa…
11:19:24 Me: blia da mne tvoi adres nahren ne nuzhen
11:19:51 Scammer: a che nuzno? i ZACHEM? sto ot etogo izmenitsya?
11:35:33 Scammer: otveta net…
11:38:53 Me: a chto ti hochesh uslishat?
11:39:13 Scammer: ya ne znau.a che nuzno? i ZACHEM? sto ot etogo izmenitsya?
11:40:49 Me: ti nachinaesh menya razdrazhat